youre going to die in 24 hours...

[KayceeFace]

what do you do until then?


:rip:

[dave]

rack up posts

;)

[Jobin]

have sex.

[Brian_D]

Bone

[Foster]

rack up posts

;)

LOL

[nommo]

not worry about this place?

[KayceeFace]

i'd like to:
have sex
get in a fist fight
eat sushi for the last time
rob a liquor store to supply booze for my funeral
and dance...a lot

[shaggz]

Two chicks at the same time man!
Although heist does sound pretty fun too!

zach

[Lilmar]

Id get drunk, smoke one last cigarette, eat a ton of my favorite Mexican food, go see family and then bone the rest of the time until I croak thats about it.

[DMinus]

not worry about this place?

stop crying about the internetz and go hang out with people in real life.

[(DJ)Elroy]

Eat some pills and go to sleep.

[cthabeerman]

Steal your kegerator.

-C

[Xplicit]

"two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls . . . Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

[rolfmonster]

"two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls . . . Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."


damnit ray, I thought yours would be more TMI

[rolfmonster]

Steal your kegerator.

-C

:lol:

[jCole]

Figure out a way to transfer my consciousness into a cybernetic organism/vessel. If that fails, then cryogenically freeze myself at Alcor, til such time, science can fix whatever the hell it was that killed me.

[KayceeFace]

Steal your kegerator.

-C

:thumb:

I'll just take it back after you die.

[Xplicit]

damnit ray, I thought yours would be more TMI

also if i was about to die in 24 hours there would only be six words I need:

WET lube
Spread Buttcheeks
steal lamborghini

now thats the way to go...nothin like spending your last 24 hours on a high speed chase from the cops in a lamborghini while your lady is hangin out the window while your fuckin her in the ass WWIT A SLICK DICK!....yeah buddy! :lol:

[rolfmonster]

also if i was about to die in 24 hours there would only be six words I need:

WET lube
Spread Buttcheeks
steal lamborghini

now thats the way to go...nothin like spending your last 24 hours on a high speed chase from the cops in a lamborghini while your lady is hangin out the window while your fuckin her in the ass WWIT A SLICK DICK!....yeah buddy! :lol:


GOD RAY TMI:doh:

[M.I.J.]

bwahahahaha

on the 'hole', i like the way you think ray


as for me, id probably just hang with my siblings, lame yes - but true

[cthabeerman]

Seriously, guys...my birthday is coming up. A month and a couple days away.

Kegerator would make me cry tears of joy and pour cups upon cups of delicious Great Divide.

We can talk about it, ask your mom about it. In the end, it's just a suggestion...

-C

[Xplicit]

GOD RAY TMI:doh:

ask and yee shall recieve :lol:

[jCole]

Seriously, guys...my birthday is coming up. A month and a couple days away.

Kegerator would make me cry tears of joy and pour cups upon cups of delicious Great Divide.

We can talk about it, ask your mom about it. In the end, it's just a suggestion...

-C


When is you bday?

[cybr]

make lots of babies.

Can't kill me nanana.

[KayceeFace]

you have 24 hours, the majority of guys cant screw for more then 15 mins, ESPECIALLY with new girls, so what about the other 23 hours and 30 mins?

I gave you an extra 15 mins to put your clothes back on and finish up with the akward goodbye.

[Xplicit]

you have 24 hours, the majority of guys cant screw for more then 15 mins, ESPECIALLY with new girls, so what about the other 23 hours and 30 mins?

I gave you an extra 15 mins to put your clothes back on and finish up with the akward goodbye.

:lol: my ex and I effed for 4 and 1/2 hours last weekend trying to make a girl squirt takes some work definately lots of orgasms but jesus :lol:

[rolfmonster]

:lol: my ex and I effed for 4 and 1/2 hours last weekend trying to make a girl squirt takes some work definately lots of orgasms but jesus :lol:

:lol: ITS HARD WORK SON

[M.I.J.]

squirt'em and leave'em

:lmao:

[rolfmonster]

squirt'em and leave'em

:lmao:


:lmao:

[Foster]

:lol: my ex and I effed for 4 and 1/2 hours last weekend trying to make a girl squirt takes some work definately lots of orgasms but jesus :lol:

Hahahaaaa...you should start a class teaching the 2 fingered cul de sac method

[Jobin]

I would not attend that class. lol

[Boda]

I'd wanna go out like my boy Martinez did.


Hang with buddies and significant others, play some poker, win some poker, take everyone to Don's Mixed Drinks, buy rounds for everyone, get shitty, take sig other home, sexors, die in sleep.


He did it right.


RIP Martinez.

[Steve]

24 hours? Fuck that. Gregory House only needs 1 hour (including commercials) to fix me back up.

[cybr]

you have 24 hours, the majority of guys cant screw for more then 15 mins, ESPECIALLY with new girls, so what about the other 23 hours and 30 mins?

I gave you an extra 15 mins to put your clothes back on and finish up with the akward goodbye.


Who said it'd be a new girl? ;)

I think my max was 4 hours ish (fucking, not incl. foreplay and all that stuff)... Gotta ask the X. Don't remember it clearly.

I'm sure if I knew I was gonna die in 24, I'd put forth an effort lol.

I'd probably jump from a plane and make it happen, without a chute for me. (Girl allowed to have a chute, hence babies).

[cthabeerman]

When is you bday?

Nov. 16th.

-C

[jCole]

I went 5ish hours a couple times... but I was not sober. I think it was more frustrating then anything... came out looking like a prune, lmao...

[Xplicit]

:lol: ITS HARD WORK SON


squirt'em and leave'em

:lmao:


Hahahaaaa...you should start a class teaching the 2 fingered cul de sac method


I would not attend that class. lol

FIVE WORDS...

MORTAL KOMBAT TEST YOUR MIGHT

*definately gotta get that rapid button mashin down and apply it to the exposed clitoratti along with tongue :lol:

[rolfmonster]

FIVE WORDS...

MORTAL KOMBAT TEST YOUR MIGHT

*definately gotta get that rapid button mashin down and apply it to the exposed clitoratti along with tongue :lol:


and I've got my sig

[Foster]

FIVE WORDS...

MORTAL KOMBAT TEST YOUR MIGHT

*definately gotta get that rapid button mashin down and apply it to the exposed clitoratti along with tongue :lol:

Question...do you go full force like when you have to break diamonds or more of the soft button mashing when you are breaking wood?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!

[rolfmonster]

Question...do you go full force like when you have to break diamonds or more of the soft button mashing when you are breaking wood?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!

INNIT for the INFO

[KayceeFace]

FIVE WORDS...

MORTAL KOMBAT TEST YOUR MIGHT

*definately gotta get that rapid button mashin down and apply it to the exposed clitoratti along with tongue :lol:

I dont know if i should be jealous or disgusted.

[cybr]

I went 5ish hours a couple times... but I was not sober. I think it was more frustrating then anything... came out looking like a prune, lmao...

THIS.

That's why I stopped.

[Foster]

btw...in my last 24 hours I would like to have a wicked round of golf...like that old dude in caddyshack

[Steve]

You know.. women also drive the market for diamonds.

Little slave-children spend long hours digging around furiously in a cave to mine them. Yet, at the end of the day the poor bastards come out looking like prunes, and with very little to show for their efforts. ;)

RUN AWAY RAY! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

[M.I.J.]

btw...in my last 24 hours I would like to have a wicked round of golf...like that old dude in caddyshack

hahaha that would be superswikket..

[Steve]

hahaha that would be superswikket..
Except for that goddamned frog that ruined it all.

[M.I.J.]

hahaha

sometimes they drop, sometimes ya miss one.. if that shit didn't happen, it wouldn't be golf ;)

[Cha0s By Design]

Question...do you go full force like when you have to break diamonds or more of the soft button mashing when you are breaking wood?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!

....waiting for Foster to say something funny enough to sig... :p

:popcorn:

[missargyle]

gather as many of my family and friends together and have a massive party

spend the last few hours with yoschie - maybe take a long beautiful hike with an amazing view and die at the top of a mountain

[Foster]

....waiting for Foster to say something funny enough to sig... :p

:popcorn:

I'm not funny. But I might just sig your post:p

[Cha0s By Design]

I'm not funny. But I might just sig your post:p

NO! lol
Damn you.
I wish you were funny on demand.
*sigh

[Jewbie]

i'd like to:
have sex
get in a fist fight
eat sushi for the last time
rob a liquor store to supply booze for my funeral
and dance...a lot

I second that. Sounds like lots of fun.

[Erik Mitchell]

I'd watch a bunch of chick flicks, eat ice cream, and wear lipstick. :backaway:

[Disorder]

Eat.
Fuck.
Drink.
DJ.
VENGEANCE.

[Xplicit]

Question...do you go full force like when you have to break diamonds or more of the soft button mashing when you are breaking wood?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!


INNIT for the INFO

It really depends on how tight the vagina wraps around youre fingers...start out slow like breaking wood as it gets tighter go for the diamonds...and if she does not squirt when going for the diamonds she will definately have a full on vaginal orgasm which is way more intense than a clitoral....but alas I am still a padowan at this :lol:



I should be jealous .

fixt ;)

[BeatFreq]

I always told myself if I knew I was going to die very soon I'd try smack, but I don't even know where to find it and I wouldn't want to spend my last day trying to score grvgs, so...

sex
fine food & wine
destroy evidence ;)
dance
take out more life insurance
write a will

[Neon]

Hmmm.

I think I'd start out by doing all the guys I've ever thought were hot, exes excluded. Once that quasi gangbang (hey, I don't have time to deal with them individually) is over, I'd go have a really fucking good steak. After steak I'd load up on any number of drugs plus numerous redbull vodkas, head to the club, and dance until the spectacular combination of uppers gave me a heart attack.

[Dubbeh]

squirt'em and leave'em

:lmao:

lmao so bad it should be a tshirt