My brothers made me do it

[Falcon]

i promise.

[DMinus]

if i don't see shit tons of bruises all over your face next tiem you do an interview, we'll know it was a hoax.

[Fonzie]

I missed my lunch hour talk show because of you, you little shit

[Steve]

Just think.. if you weren't some ADD buttdart, people would be sympathetic.

Since I saw the impromtu press conference where you were sucking on a glowstick and playing merrily, you're just as much of a fucktard as your father.

You lose. Die in a blimpfire.

[DjGhettoSteve]

i want to bitchslap the entire family, Futurama's Mom-style