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    Default Curtis got slapped by a white teacher.

    This lady seems to be intent on setting race relations back as far as she possibly can.





    First things first: go to this website.



    Notice the link that says The 40-Page Letter? Well, you click the link and hey, no letter.



    Don't ask me why or how, but I have a copy of the letter. There seems to be about 200 or so copies, including copies sent to POTUS Obama and VP Biden. It is one of the craziest things I've ever seen. There's no real identifying information in there that could get me in trouble, I don't think. The letter writer herself only gives a P.O. box, and everyone else is a public official of one sort or another.







    It starts off simply enough, with just a hint of madness. Notice the copyright symbols after her son's name.































    Then, she starts to go into her demands...



























    The next 14 pages are all demands for similar cash and prizes for various teachers and school officials that she does not hate. Then, she starts to get mad.















    She's available for speaking engagements, though I think her fees may be a little high.







    And this page above all others proves she's insane.















    The next four pages (though I'm only posting the first) is the list of carbon copies. This woman dropped a bundle on postage.







    And then...the $250,000 bill for Curtis's million dollar face. Note the account number.







    Would you like her and her family to appear as a guest speaker at your next Rotary Club meeting? Here's those fees again.







    The last page is a notarized "affidavit" that really says nothing at all.





    I lifted this from the something awful forums. I think it's pretty hilarious.
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    words cannot describe what I am feeling right now.
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    thread is gayer than a tree full of monkeys
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    Quote Originally Posted by DMinus View Post
    thread is gayer than a tree full of monkeys
    Yeah thats why I have all of this tools posts on ignore

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    Schizonegro®

    Seriously, though... how pissed would you be if some self righteous teacher slapped your kid? Now imagine that teacher is any color other than your own. NOW imagine that anybody who ever fucked with your livelihood the same color.

    I can see why she's all about conspiracy/documentation, even though her execution is riding the failboat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boda View Post
    words cannot describe what I am feeling right now.
    Same here.

    Holy. Shit.

    Those demands are just..... wow. No words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teh_joo View Post
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    this.

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    Worth it.

    If you are game for the long read, it's pretty fucking funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    Seriously, though... how pissed would you be if some self righteous teacher slapped your kid?
    I would firmly shake that teacher's hand and then beat the shit out of my kid when I got home

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eean View Post
    Worth it.

    If you are game for the long read, it's pretty fucking funny.
    I know right, I was about to give up reading all that bullshit until I got to her demands. It got juicy from there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by teh_joo View Post
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    Oh yeah and THIS

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoPsyButterfly View Post
    I know right, I was about to give up reading all that bullshit until I got to her demands. It got juicy from there!
    Lol. Yeah. She thought she won the lottery with this shit.
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    For future reference, Something awful boards = WAYYY longer attention span than SW5.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve View Post
    Seriously, though... how pissed would you be if some self righteous teacher slapped your kid?
    my folks went to catholic schools... they tell me that kinda shit happened on the regular back in the day.

    heck, the kid is black... i mean, its like a preemptive measure, cause you damn well know the kid is gonna fuck-up sooner or later.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Digga View Post
    my folks went to catholic schools... they tell me that kinda shit happened on the regular back in the day.

    heck, the kid is black... i mean, its like a preemptive measure, cause you damn well know the kid is gonna fuck-up sooner or later.

    Did you read some of this lady's demands. LOLarious.
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    I am speechless right now.... those demands are insane!!!! She expects the city and state to take care of her house, bills, give her 250,000$ and round trip all expenses paid vacations to Disney and Africa....

    I can understand any parent of any race getting upset about a teacher of any race slapping their child. Heck I'd be livid too... but with demands like that woah.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eean View Post
    Did you read some of this lady's demands. LOLarious.
    briefly.
    very briefly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmar View Post
    I am speechless right now.... those demands are insane!!!! She expects the city and state to take care of her house, bills, giver her 250,000$ and round trip all expenses paid vacations to Disney and Africa....

    I can understand any parent of any race getting upset about a teacher of any race slapping their child. Heck I'd be livid too... but with demands like that woah.....
    I'm hoping someday someone black man gets stern with my daughter so I can get a solid gold toilet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eean View Post
    I'm hoping someday someone black man gets stern with my daughter so I can get a solid gold toilet.

    I can only hope my future kids annoy some teacher so they get physical and I get loads of monies....


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    I'll book the kid if he will sing CHOCOLATE RAIN.

    And do the Darth Vader version.

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    I think $250,000 is perfectly adequate compensation for the white man's mind control games.

    this bitch got a twitter?

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    "The world is not always exciting – sometimes things are just formal and routine," Thitinan Ponsudhirak

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    Default Re: Curtis got slapped by a white teacher.

    Quote Originally Posted by Math You View Post
    lol.
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    Get a rope.
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